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New Dog Breeds

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Bloodhound + Borzoi
Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle. Or, a dog that begins a show with stories the tabloids rejected and creates a cult following.
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller
Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Bernese Mountain Dog + Poodle
Berniepoo, the contents of the burning papersack left on your doorstep by whomever it was who just rang the doorbell
 

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